Just for the record, I don't have a wife. It's not allowed where I live. Sure, I could go to where Ellen went, but that place smells like stale tuna and Michelob. No thanks. All I can is this: if I did have a wife, I'm not sure how well it would go over if I found out she was taking some Kong dong from Leon, the friendly neighborhood convict. Is that a stereotype? I'm sorry; not all black guys are named Leon. I always forget to be PC. But according to Wife Craves Black, all black guys are apparently packing 8+ inches. This might not be so bad

Wife Craves Black is set up to be non-fiction, which is pretty freaky if you ask me. It starts out like the cheesiest show on WB you've ever seen: couples go in for a therapy-like thump session of yard-long cockasaurus. The wives are usually all-too thrilled to take a ride on the anaconda. It's usually the husbands that watch on in horror as they realize their baby penises won't touch sides for a full six months.

It's not real, obviously; they're all paid actors. But it does explore more than one fantasy niche and explores it rather well. Hmm, I'm not sure what you call it when a guy wants to watch his wife get fucked by a well-hung stranger. Psychotic, maybe!? I don't know. To me, it's like voyeurism meets wife swapping mixed with a little chocolate fetish. It also gets a rise out of those vindictive, future serial killers out there who love yelling, "Hurt that whore," as she cheats. The wife thing is also a MILF angle. And, of course, you have the interracial thing working. Oh, and big cocks. Damn! That's about a dozen (okay, maybe six) niches rolled into one. Wife Craves Black creates its own new, super-niche from the combination.

There aren't a lot of women on the site yet, but they're relatively attractive. It's just my personal taste on the matter, so I might not be reliable. I love me some blondes, preferably if they like to go down on me while I watch Fox News (I'm sadistic, and possibly racist), but I'm not that into the MILF/wives thing. Even still, you'll get a decent mix of girls, including blondes, brunettes, red heads, big tits (real and fake), small'uns, and there are even a few videos on the site where the girls are surprisingly tight. That's always a plus: a canon cock having to force itself in as opposed to falling in like a vortex.

The premise of the site is exciting, but its lack of content is fairly disappointing. There are only 26 videos to date, and it doesn't look like the site is updating anytime soon. It's really a shame because, as the videos progress, the girls were getting hotter and the scenes were getting more intense. Each video comes with a few picture sets for those still-frame lovers out there, and you can download the videos to watch. It's a pain in the rear to watch them on-site; it doesn't want to load.