Have you ever watched one of those boring infomercials at 3am with the piss-poor for-hire actors pretending they love the product? Well, the actors don't have anything to do with my point; I just wanted to say how horrible I think they are. This is my show. Anyway, have you noticed that you never only get the product advertised? Every Magic Bullet comes with tons of accessories-each with a supposedly high standalone value-all for one, low price. Yeah, this is the premise of Solo Slut Pass. On this website, you're receiving access to 14 solo sites.

Does it sound like a good deal yet? Do you need that garlic chopper to send you over the top? That shit's healthy, you know - but so is jerking off. I read it in Reader's Digest, I think. It could have been Penthouse. Both have the same appeal to me. Solo Slut Pass gives all members full access to 14 separate standalone sites: 13 solo girls and 1 fetish site that's kind of a mix of kinky bondage shit and whatnot. The deal seems sweet thus far, but are the sites any good?

The girls range dramatically, with various body types, hair color, breast size, and even with content and site layout. They're all part of the same network, but they're all strong individual sites. Take a girl like Celeste Fox, for example. With her long, blonde hair and fake tits, along with a proclivity for hot, sticky, sweaty threesomes, she's light-years removed from the young, thin brunette Hottie Holly, who still gets down and dirty, mind you. Each girl is a little bit different, and on some of the sites, you'll be introduced to even more pornstars who show up for the occasional visit.

Since all the sites are uniquely different, it's hard to describe the video and photo options in anything less than a seven-part Stephen King novel. But with any luck, a killer clown will crawl out of Claudia Marie's pussy and stab her black boyfriend to death with a freakishly sharp cock. How's that for your kid's next birthday party? Or, you could show the kiddies one of the many videos. There are hundreds of them spread out over the 14 sites. Each model has around 30 vids on average, with options to play them on-site or as a download for WMV. The quality is decent on most videos, but you'll find a few girls' sites where there could be some improvements made.

As I was browsing through the sites, I noticed that the sites truly are different. Members can actually chat with Celeste, and other girls have unique options to check out. There are also high-quality photo sets on each of the 14 sites, and most do update on a semi-regular schedule. This means it's sporadic by one, but on schedule for the group. And in this day and age, that's all we can ask for. Well, I suppose that's not "all" we could ask for, but don't you dare try to play semantics with me. I'll bite your nuts off.