Not every single porn site needs to be the same. In fact, if they were all the same, nobody would ever have to shop around. It would be the same fugly chicks taking the same money shots from the same few birth-lucky studs. Speaking of luck, we're in it now. On the porn site-slash-blog-slash-wonderland known as Simon Scans, members are treated to the type of quality that's not usually synonymous with porn. With super high quality picture sets and videos, this site does it differently from start to finish. And that's something that I can totally appreciate - more on that later.

Okay, it's later! Simon Scans brings sexy back in the form of hundreds-yes, hundreds!-of drop-dead gorgeous girls engaged in solo and lesbian scenes. The girls on the site range from areas of the world, looks, body types and hair styles. It's a veritable cornucopia of hot twat or, as my high school teacher called it, "the land of straight A's." I did make it to college on an academic scholarship, but that's another story. Back to the good stuff now!

You'll find blondes, brunettes, red heads, short ones, tall ones, big tits, medium-sized, flatties, and just about every other type of girl you could ever want. Most of the girls are 100 natural, but I suspect more than a few are augmented. But that's okay with me. They still look lovely enough. The niche is as simple as the site is great: girls! Oh, we've been over that already? Well, did I tell you that these tight-pussied ladies manage to shove dildos the size of fake pirate legs into their oh-so-pink parts? Yeah, that's the true magic.

A break from the typical porn industry sluts is a must sometimes. Even the mass-produced porn amateurs look like crank addicts 9 times out of 10. Clean and pristine females are always a draw. One of the best features of Simon Scans is the mass array of videos available for either download or to watch on-site. You can download the vids in WMP, MPEG or QuickTime, and the quality is awesome. The file sizes are rather large to download, but it's worth it if you want to watch the videos at a later date. Nearly 400 videos and thousands of photo sets is nothing to sneeze at.

The site updates regularly with pictures, so you'll always have something new to watch. And in terms of site layout, Simon Scans isn't all that hard to navigate. That being said, it's no walk in the park either. It may take you a while to get used to all the different functions, and it's sometimes hard to sign in as a member. But this is a small price to pay for the excellent quality of the site's models.