Review Score 83

Hustler Parodies Review

Reviewed by: Tyler on 2016-05-23
Last Updated: 2016-05-23

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595 videos

298 pictures

Very Good


With DVD titles such as 'This ain't the Golden Girls,' 'This ain't Homeland' and 'Republican Candidate Wife Swap' you know you are in for some hot fun with Hustler Parodies. This kind of porn has been around a while now and some companies manage to pull it off while others fail. Hustler wins out, and has some 116 full length DVDs, all parodies, and all well made with plots and characters, dialogue and loads of hot hardcore of course. You don't have to be a fan of Star Trek or American Horror Story to get the gags and references, you just have to be a fan of well-made and good quality hardcore, as that's what the movies are really about.

Hustler has 19 sites in its list and this one is one of my favourites. That's mainly due to the creativity behind it, they set things up well, the actors actually act (most of the time they do it well) and there is a good sense of fun and parody about the movies. There is also a good sense of hot babes and hard dick, plenty of cock sucking, pussy pounding and hardcore, and also some girl-girl moments built in to the parodied storylines. So, it's like dressing up for grownups, or play acting for adult fun. Or rather, 'lay acting' but there's nothing acted about the way these babes get laid, it's all up close and hard.

Okay, so we like the set up, but what do we get for our membership? We currently get: 116 full length DVDs, 595 DVD scenes, 298 galleries, 369 models and 18 other sites in a list of Hustler bonuses. The Hustler Parodies movies are shown in WMV and Mp4 format, for downloading, and have Flash streams. The top resolution I found was at 1,280 x 720 5,000 kbps or above, and there were versions for mobile phones as well, in Mp4. You can also stream the scenes in a Flash player that's at around 1,280 x 720 resolution. Older scenes may not have this higher quality version, but they still have good quality production values and various ways to download. You may also find Mp4 files and Mpeg files and resolutions at 640 x 360 100 kbps, and 320 x 240 for example; it all depends on the age of the parody.

Galleries contain around 80 to 100 pics each and these are at good sizes, 1,280 x 960 and come with through-navigation buttons and slideshows, plus zip files so you can take the full set. Galleries are easy to browse and, like the videos, the quality is good. You have them all set out on numbered index pages, so browsing content is also simple. You have a model index with 369 girls featured, and then you have 251 Hustler magazines to browse online.

Your bonus package consists of 18 sites, with around 11,800 individual scenes to stream or download, 4,768 photo galleries and over 4,000 models. That's all for the asking price of 34.95 per month. There are savings to be had on longer-term options and as the network updates every day, that is a good way to go. Watch out for a cross sale on the join page and the trial membership which is limited access.

Conclusion:

You couldn't make some of this stuff up, but then again, apparently you can and Hustler have. There are great parodies at this site, your top TV shows and movies turned on their head so characters can give head and get laid, in costume, in scenarios, in character too and it's all well filmed and up to the usual porn production house DVD release standard. The premise is good and the movies better. If you like your porn to have its tongue in its cheek (and elsewhere) then you'll love this site.

Score: 83

Facts

Content Quality Very Good
Pricing Fair
Updates Regular
Ads Reasonable

Content

Videos 595+ video clips (about 30 min each)
Pictures 298+ galleries (about 80 pics each)
Models 369
Articles 251

Pros & Cons

Pros
  • Very original content
  • High quality movies and pics
  • Network access included
  • Lots of extras and bonuses
Cons
  • Older movies have lower specs
  • Cross sale on join page
  • Limited trial
  • Updates are not always regular

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