Review Score 80

Hardcore Smoothies Review

Categories: Speciality  Anal 
Reviewed by: LittleO on 2011-06-26
Last Updated: 2013-10-16

Monthly Price: $27.95
Discounted Price: $0.00
100% Discount

Fair price

67 videos

67 pictures

Excellent


This is a strange site. You see, this is all about lovely ladies who have agreed to have fattening drinks, or even non fattening drinks that have been blended as smoothies to be poured into their rectum. They then right themselves from their ignominious positions and expel the contents, then drink it. I am totally confused by the site, as I guess many may be unless they have the same fetish of seeing someone do this. In one word, it is truly bizarre and I suppose that it falls under anal fetishism.

I suppose too that if you are an enema buff, this would satisfy that desire too, as most of these drinks look to be rather cold, thus must make for some cramping. After all they are using cream, milk, various fruit purees, and even chocolate syrup, in order to concoct real smoothies inside of themselves. You will see them pouring whatever the sticky liquid is inside their assholes. Sometimes they have to introduce the more solid smoothies into themselves via the use of a speculum. When they release the "stuff" into the glass, it has all of their other juices mixed into them, and thus when they drink itUlp, it's difficult for me to watch, but at least it's their own "stuff." How appetizing

What will you see? Well, the ingredients are all made within view of the camera, and the ladies are of course naked, so you will see naked ladies, and ultimately you will see them drink the results, of course.

When you register for Hardcore Smoothies, you will find that this site is a component of FuckingAwesome.com, which is a delightful network of various hardcore sites, but you should know that when you become a member, you will gain access to them all. I noted that as I logged in, I was immediately brought to their main network hub where I had to choose which of their sites to visit. Basically the network itself has approximately 200 videos to view however, this particular site has about 67 of them. The network is relatively new, however this particular network updates daily, through all their sites which include not only one called Gagalicious, but also SoCal Porn Sluts, Spitsters, Will She Explode, Hardcore Power Tools, Tag Team Tranny, and also Solo Trannies.

These 67 videos are recorded as true HD videos and each will play for approximately 12 minutes each, and can be downloaded either as a Windows Media, MPEG or FLV file. They do have a delightful Flash player, if you decide that you would rather stream them. I was thoroughly impressed by the WMV high def download, which I have been told is also HDTV compatible. This is some kind of extremely startling stuff when it's in HD, you should know!

Now each of their 67 videos also each boast approximately 150 high res. photos, which they have Zipped for you to make downloading easier for you. In addition to all the photos, there are also available some additional vid caps for your viewing pleasure, so that each entry has a lot to see with regard to it!

There is a model index for their current 39 different models, however it has not been filled in yet, but when it is you will be able to view name, age, height, measurements, marital status, favorite position, in addition to finding out various fun facts about the model. I am truly looking forward to finding out more.

The update calendar portends a lot of good stuff, since the network updates daily. You will see some other models such as Mya Lynn, Michelle Sweet, and Alisha Angel chugging down more smoothies. Over and above all this, there are tons of extra porn DVDs, a streamline adult TV channel, and free XXX video feeds.

Conclusion:

In conclusion, if you are a fan of enemas or drinking the contents of assholes, then this is a definite site for you. The quality is absolutely great with regard to both models, video and photo quality. With all the bonus sites you'll get, there will be plenty for you to watch and look at.

Score: 80

Facts

Content Quality Excellent
Pricing Fair
Updates Regular

Content

Videos 67+ video clips (about 12 min each)
Pictures 67+ galleries (about 150 pics each)
Models 39

Pros & Cons

Pros
  • Very intense HD videos of excellent anal action
  • Fabulous quality photos
  • Wonderful access to bonus sites in network
Cons
  • Small archive content at present
  • Needs more content
  • Model index needs to be filled in