Guys, answer me this honestly now: Who wouldn't love to see a girl bent over, panties down, getting spanked 'til she screams by some quasi-father figure? For me in my youth, that scenario was a regular visit from my uncle. I promised him that I'd never tell, but both of my therapists say it's important to vent. Anyway, disregard that information and give up your hopes of ever taking me camping and showing me the miraculous moving pants tent. If you want to see the ladies getting spanked like the naughty little sluts they are, you'll just have to check out Bun Beating Fun.

Bun Beating Fun is a website that deals in this particular niche, spanking, and deals in it rather well. There's none of that fake Bruce Willis stuntman action on this site. The girls really do take a beating. Sure, it's not the brutality that really gets some of you going, but if that's what you're after, I have the number of a good therapist - and I have mace. That being said, the smacks are still pretty violent. You can liken it to what Al Bundy woulda did to Peg's face had Married With Children been aired on HBO.

In terms of models, the site does a decent job of getting some pretty hot chicks to grace their pages. Cali beauties like Molly Winters make appearances and take one for Team Porno. Of course, hotness is relative, but a smooth, supple ass, bereft of stretch marks, is always a nice sight. And spanking the hell out of one is like having your cake and eating it too. There's no real role-playing aspect to the site, and you'll definitely know the girls aren't amateurs who just happened to wander into spank-a-ho day at a gas station bathroom in Barstow. But even porn stars-or wannabes-make good spanking victims.

There are some scenarios played out, like the girl who's just a pure bitch and needs to get it. I mean, there has to be some setup. A random guy just can't barge in, tie a girl up and smack her around. Rick James is dead. So you'll get a little lead-up, but nothing overtly cheesy like some of these UK sites are known for.

The videos are of decent quality but nothing miraculous. 1080p is a foreign concept here. There are close to 80 models altogether, and a lot of the scenes are pulled from DVDs. More of less, the site is well-produced in that respect, but there are a few scenes that are specific to Bun Beating Fun. You can download them on MPEG, either clips or full-length. The only pictures you'll find are vid-caps, so don't get your hopes up there.

Bun Beating Fun has a nice and easy-to-navigate layout. In fact, the setup of the site is one of its stronger features. So that's not boding well for them. It's spankalicious, but not spanktastic. Unfortunately, you'll receive no bonus content worthy of mention when joining, and if you're excited about updates, you'll break Van Winkle's napping record before the site gets around to putting up anything new.